absens:

shavingryansprivates:

when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time

I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something

absens:

shavingryansprivates:

when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time

I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something

youdorklol:

theepichumor:

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.

I think I laughed for 68 hours. oh. my. God.

youdorklol:

theepichumor:

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.

I think I laughed for 68 hours. oh. my. God.

waffleguppies:

best gif oh my goshand it was all going so well

waffleguppies:

best gif oh my gosh
and it was all going so well

Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

catbountry:

artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

Hyuk hyuk.

the-absolute-best-gifs:

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